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With you my momma so thick!
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Yo mama so stupid she was told to go away and she asked which way to go! Yo mama so stupid, that calling her dumb would be an insult to dumb people.
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You spend a quarter of your life randomly queuing. A mum joke so good people in your hometown talk about it every time you go back for Christmas. Before we begin, we want to make it perfectly clear that we have nothing against your mother.